Thursday, November 17, 2011

Nerdy Pick-Up Lines

My friend showed me this page that's full of nerdy pick-up lines a while ago. I thought I'd show you my favorites. :D

  • You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
  • I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
  • You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
  • If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  • Baby, you overclock my processor.
  • Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
  • Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
  • Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
  • You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • I think my heart just lagged.
  • I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
  • Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
  • What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
  • Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
  • Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
  • I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
  • What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1
  • If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
  • You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
  • If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1
  • Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
  • If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
  • I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
  • If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
  • Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it
  • Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress
  • Let’s discover our coefficient of friction
  • I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)
  • I heard you're sin because you're always on top when we make tangent

And a lot of people in the comments had great pick-up lines, too!

  • I've been sent from the future to get you pregnant so our son can save the world. (And by the way, the history books didn’t say anything about me sticking around afterwards).
  • Hey, babe, how about I add some RAM to your motherboard?
  • I’d like to intercept your slope.
  • Baby, life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
  • Let’s fuck, just the 10 of us. What, you don’t understand binary?!
  • That dress would look much better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8ms-2
  • You’re so hot you denature my proteins.
  • What charge are you? Because you’re lookin pretty attractive.

I can't believe that I understand all of these... XD


  1. Nice blog i like this very much & i also appreciate your efforts to make this article.
    I liked the content of the article & i also enjoyed reading it a lot.

  2. What's your sine - hahaha, these are great did you write them yourself?

    1. Lol, I wish I could take the credit for all of these, but I found them all on Bloggasm.